asked me if I had a life, and my response on that was; "Ik heb geen hobbies". That means "I have no hobby's" in Dutch. I'm bored, school is boring so that's why I'm making a new journal.

PART ONE:
EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans (Only wear them)
[x] you're listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before (Do that sometimes...)
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3 (I've got 1179 songs on my iPhone to be precise, something like 500 on my iPod)
[ ] Have attempted suicide (Never, and will never do that)
[x] Like the color black (One of my fav colours)
[ ] hate girly girls (I am one myself.. xD)
[ ] have kissed the same sex before
[x] Like to be alone (sometimes.)
[ ] hate popular music (LADY GAGA AND KATY PERRY FTW)
[x] keep hair in front of your face (I'm so emo... xD)
[x] give people evil stares
[ ] Hate your parents or one of them
[ ] Life sucks for you right now
[x] have been called emo (All the time... Even by my BF xD)
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue
[x] own thick-rimmed glasses (Unfortunately xD)
[ ] Complain a lot
[x] own a studded belt
Total: 12


PART TWO:
SLUT/MAN WH0RE
[ ] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts (I've got 6 of them...)
[ ] have kissed more than 7 people
[x] have been called a sl-t (But it was just a joke)
[x] drink a lot (Sometimes)
[x] You wear dark eye makeup (Always)
[x] wear low cut shirts (Sometimes, but I like the shirts, not the low-cut)
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with everyone
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[x] wear tight clothing (Skinny jeans are tight? 8D)
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you've kissed more than 2 guys
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits
[ ] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
[ ] People hate you
[x] Its nice to be naughty
[x] you cuss because you think its fun
Total: 9


PART THREE:
JOCK
[ ] own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair up almost everyday
[ ] Love sports (NO! I HATE sports)
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Dont wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Play/played more than 2 sports
[ ] Play sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[ ] On first string
[ ] You play/played Tennis
[ ] You play/played Basketball
[ ] You play/played baseball-softball
[ ] You play/played soccer
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/played football
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds
Total: 0

PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys):
GIRLY
[ ] Own at least 5 polos
[x] Own at least 5 pink shirts
[ ] Own at least 5 designer bags
[ ] Wear ribbons in you hair sometimes
[ ] Love pearls
[ ] Only like popular music
[x] Read tons of magazines
[x] Love shopping (I'm a shopaholic)
[x] Go shopping usually once a week
[ ] Voted prom queen
[ ] Have dated a jock
[x] Like attention
[x] Always have your cellphone with you
[x] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[ ] More than 30 guy contacts
[/] Hate emo people (Sometimes..)
[x] Wear make up
[ ] Is stupid
[x] Wear heels
Total: 9,5


PART 5:
NERD
[ ] Wear your pants above your belly button
[ ] Wear glasses/contacts
[ ] have/had braces
[ ] In/have been in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A's
[x] Have been called a nerd
[x] Has been bullied (when I was little)
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] Never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace
[ ] Read a book a month in your leisure time
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] Wear pocket protectors
[ ] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[ ] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[x] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about.
Total: 4

PART 6:
THUG
[x] own baggy/ long clothing
[x] like to talk like a thug (Hehehe, sometimes, JEWEETZELLUF)
[x] you own gold/ silver chains
[ ] have a flat brimmed hat
[ ] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
[ ] you are in a gang
[ ] you mostly listen to rap music
[ ] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
[ ] you have a nice sound system in your car
[ ] you never walk... you strut
[ ] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
[ ] you have a thug nickname
[/] you hate emo people (Sometimes...)
[ ] you hate punk kids
[ ] you have made a gang
[ ] you can name more than 20 rappers
[ ] you can dance
[ ] you want to rap when you are older
[ ] you love turntables
[ ] hate the punks that are in fake gangs.
Total: 3,5

If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as

36 % Emo

27 % Slut

0 % Jock

28,5 % Girly

12 % Nerd

10,5 %Thug

Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag at least 5 of your friends, and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [] orgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 16

21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (mostely do that on purpose)

Running total: 21

31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (do that all the time)
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 27

41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 33

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (I don't know my phone number)
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 42

61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. []x Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 49

71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 55

81. [] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (HAHAHAHA I DO THAT ALL THE TIME IM SO LAME)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food

Running total: 60

91. [x] As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

total: 70

Hello people,

Ahhhh it's driving me insane!
I got ill just 3 fucking days before my testweek!
I'm sooo worried, I couldn't concentrate yesterday and on friday at ALL because I was fucking sick..
I lay all day in bed hoping it would pass as soon as posslible and now I'm going to screw up...

I got addicted to Trauma Center on the DS. AGAIN.
Probably because I couldn't do anything else this weekend.

With love,
Ill-Nessio.

/rant journal

Hello dA,

School is driving me insane.
I've got a testweek next week and I'm so fucking nervous.
It isn't like it's the first time I've got this so I don't get it...
So I'm eating schoolbooks for breakfast and aahhh! D:
My social life will be killed this week and next week.....

But one positive thing;
I've borrowed the new album from Rammstein from a schoolmate and it's the most awesome music I've listened for a while. I wanna see them live~ I HAVE TO~ But it's soooo fucking expencive...


Now I'm going to make a little survey just to relax a bit... I've stolen it from
Soooo... Here it comes;

1. When you are stressed, what is the first thing you do?
I get demotivated.... And then I go talk to people who can make me feel better... Like my boyfriend, my brother or my friends.

2. Does crying really make things better or worse?
Depends on the situation.

3. Is there anyone you can tell everything to?
Yes. Mon petit ami!

4. What calms you down the most?
Talking to people I trust and love.

5. Any kind of music that makes you feel better?
The mindlessness from Mindless Self Indulgence, the sexyness from Rammstein, the loveydoveyness from Hellogoodbye and the easygoingness from Johnny Hollow... Most of the music I listen to CAN make me feel better (except for hard-core emo things like MCR) but it depends on the situation...

6. Are you generally a happy person?
Mostely I am.

7. What or who puts the biggest smile on your face?
Casper!

8. Do you ever over-react on the smallest things?
Yesterday my parents told me I do.

9. Ever suffer from bad depression or anxiety?
I'm not sure. But if I did it wasn't a bad depression.

10. Mad about something?
School.

11. Happy about something?
Yes!

12. Currently with someone?
Yes ___

13. Happy about that?
More than happy <3

14. How long now?
One and a half month. Not sure though.

15. Have you married this person or got engaged?
I'm just 16... I have no plans of marrying yet or whatsoever.

16. Like to cuddle?
A lot. But it depends on the person I cuddle with.

17. Do you like sensitivity?
Yes, or else I'd hate myself because I'm a reaaally sensitive person.

18. Is your partner open about their feelings towards you?
Yes. And wth; what sort of questions are this?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? xD

19. Still in love?
More than that

20. Do looks really matter?
Yes.

21. If they don’t like your family or friends, does that really matter?
Depends how he deals with that.

22. Who starts the most arguments?
What arguments?

23. Have besties in your life?
Sortof... But I don't call them besties. I call them "very good friends".

24. Who are they?
They know that themselves. And if they don't; I do. I think it's rediculous to write that down on dA.

25. Do you see them a lot?
Most go to the same school.. So yes.

26. Do they like the guy/girl you are with?
I think they do. And if they don't; then I don't care. That's their own problem. As long they don't bug me with it I'm fine with it.

27. Which one lives the farthest away?
He lives 50 minutes from me with the train.

28. Do you get along with everyone?
Yes. They're my "very good friends" after all?.. This is the weirdest survey I've ever made.

29. Are you too nice of a person towards people?
Depends.

30. Would you give anything to someone in need of help?
Depends on who...

31. Would you consider ever getting a tattoo of your bff on you?
Never. Friendship comes and goes; so thats why I don't call anyone my "BFF" and why I wouldn't tattoo it.

32. What about your partner?
Nope. And to be honest; I actually don't want a tattoo.

33. Know anyone two-faced?
Lots of people.

34. Are you a lover or fighter?
Lover.

35. Ever been in a fist-fight?
Yes. 3 years ago.

36. Have you been in a abusive relationship?
No.

37. Are you more to verbally fight or physically fight?
Verbally.

38. Do you consider yourself in shape?
Sortof... Could be better.. But oh well..

39. What features do you wish to change?
If I'd change anything I wouldn't be me anymore.

40. Ever have anything from your body removed?
No.

41. Ever wonder what was on the “other side”?
The other side?

42. Believe there is a heaven?
No.

43. Seen UFO’S lately?
Every day at six o' clock.

44. Wonder if animals can talk?
Sure they do. But I never wondered about it nor am I interested.

45. What about the Lockness Monster?
I'm the Loch Ness monster. Onessa -> Nessio -> NESS. It makes sence; doesn't it?

46. Can you watch horror movies by yourself in the dark?
No... I'd die and get fucking scared. I once watched the ring 2 in the dark by myself.. I was fucking scared. But that was already a few years ago.

47. Are your doors always locked at night?
The main entrance of my house is.. But other doors aren't.

48. Ever sing in front of the mirror?
Yeah.

49. Name something you do that you normally won’t admit because it is strange?
I wear dorky PJ's.

50. Ever believe that there was little green men that take your stuff and hide it while you sleep?
No.

51. Ever wander if stars are people we lost?
Nope. I'm not into these weird things.


Wow... This was the weirdest survey ever.

Because school is fucking boring.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar (Want to try to smoke a cuban one time...)
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love (I am in love, and I love it.)
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (4 years older to be precise. I'm glad that's over)
(x) Skipped Class (I did that 2 years ago all the time)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker (OMG)
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (My cat )
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends (does someone from hyves count?)
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet (multiple times)
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (yaaay and I love to do that~)
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (paracetamol.... xD)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (Luckily I'm not in that situation now )
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party (when I was little)
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle (done that a little while ago with Femo 8D)
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 24

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake (why should I kill a snake?..)
SO FAR: 26

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (who isn't)
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (yeah.. they stole my last 20 euro I had :c)
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood (ofcourse...)
SO FAR: 29

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 32

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces (HAHA! WIN!)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (yeahhh... Ben & Jerry's )
( ) Danced in the moonlight (Lol. Wicca.)
SO FAR : 33

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (I'm surprised if somebody didn't)
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced (Hahaha)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean (Yeah )
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (Yes... It was terrible... But luckily it turned out all right xD)
SO FAR: 40

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep (Meh...)
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (Is that something special? o: )
SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (Coca Cola, Water jwz)
(x) Kissed In The Rain (THIS ISN'T STUPID BTW!!!)
SO FAR: 49

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (I even did that last year)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (My family? xD)
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 53

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party (would never do that)
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (EW! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! But I have been humped by a dog once... ;___; )
SO FAR: 54

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls (Last year)
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (I just wanted to jump in the river; no suicide)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 57

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (That's just silly)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars (Not a rooftop...)
SO FAR: 59

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (I don't like talking on the phone. Thou knowest.)
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 61

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 65

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (I do have 22 pairs of shoes)
( ) Gone Streaking (Nevahh)
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 65

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 67

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (That's just sick)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 71

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone (Nevah)
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (nope )
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 73

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (and hated it)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 78

Level 29
(x) Been Used (I think so...)
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone (did that recently)
(x) Licked Someone (did this also recently)
SO FAR: 82

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 83


Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things (with your total in that blank spot.)

I'm fukcing badass